I was talking to my (now ex) girlfriend on the phone one day
when she suddenly started screaming.. i was wondering why, until she told me that her neice's cat had just diarheed all over the carpet, and her dog and just come and eaten it all- but i guess that's kinda standard..
edit/ oh yeah, and at school today we were trying to recruit people to walk up to her and piss on her head- not because i hate her but because it would be amusing : D
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